Entity Archive Entry

Saimo is about 128cm tall, has black hair that appears sort of purplish under light, and is smol. His eyes are orange and his overall hair style is messy, although not as much as Koji’s. He has a more stylized look than most other characters correlated to Koji God, his look being something of a mix of cartoonish and anime style

Lore: there’s not that much to say about Saimo lore wise to be honest. He doesn’t have any particular trauma or important events (aside from the bs he’s seen with Teshi’s children lore, Jesus Christ), aside from the moment where he was created by Koji God when he was just experimenting a bit. He basically just manifested before Koji after he fucked around a lil bit like he was making the Powerpuff Girls. That’s pretty much it. He had to go to school, learn stuff and… yeah, that’s about it.

Abilities: Toon force: Again, not too much here to say. It basically gives him stupidly high levels of durability, to the point that• he’s been proved by Koji God and Ido God to be indestructible. It also makes it so that anything bad that can happen to him can reverse back ti go against who’s doing the bad thing (Example, someone points a gun at him, the gun bends backwards towards the user through some cartoon bs). If it is funny in Saimo’s book, it can happen.

Relationships: (Now this is where the sauce is at)

• Koji God: Practically his dad, although Koji himself finds it awkward to “have a child”, he doesn’t mind keeping Saimo with him, as long as he’s not annoying.


• Crimson Vindicator Koji: He’s not seen much of him, as Koji God doesn’t let him see often, but he sees (or at least thinks of) him as some sort of super hero.


• Ido God: Saimo wants to like him… but it’s difficult. The guy was in his home shouting when he had been born for barely 15 minutes, because he accidentally ate a multiverse-ending bomb. He just thinks he’s kinda boring and annoying at times.


• Tenshi God: He always calls her Aunt Tenshi, and sometimes he chills with her and her creations.


• Ava: Yeah Saimo is scared of her. To him she seems almost like a strict, angry teacher at school, like the ones with the ruler.


• Desiree: Saimo absolutely adores Desiree. She’s probably the person he spends the most of his free time with, and it’s not that much close. He sees her as a sort of big sister in a way. Also he likes her head pats.


• Miko: B O O B A. (Jokes aside she kinda weirds him out with her whole behaviour but he doesn’t mind her)


• Livie: She’s another one that scares Saimo, he fears that she could genuinely just beat him up because she feels like it, or because she’s mildly annoyed… however, she did teach him how to swear. Now Saimo won’t stop saying fuck or shit whenever he gets the chance


• Enyo: He appreciates her trying to teach him some actual combat for self defence… but he’s just not cut out for• tactical, thought out stuff. He usually just deals with fighting situations with his little shape shifting hammer. Also he wants to hold or at least touch her sword so badly but she won’t let him :(


• Omnissiah: One time Saimo tried to ask to use the Empire’s networks to stream Shadow the Hedgehog 05. The Omnissiah said no. Automatically worst “person” ever, 0 out of 10, wouldn’t recommend. Also Saimo doesn’t like that he kinda smells of gunpowder.


• Dawn: She’s another big sister type person when it comes to Saimo, although in a much more mature and almost motherly way compared to Desiree. Sometimes she lets Saimo sleep on her lap if needed. But sometimes she scolds him when he does some dumb shit.


• Vadim: Saimo was a bit scared of him at first, but after a while he started to like him, he’s cool. He doesn’t mind being called little man by him, and likes when Vadim let’s him pet his bunny. He’s still not the best when it comes to anyone trying to teach him to fight, so even Vadim kinda failed, but he did succeed at teaching him snowball fights, accidentally kinda sorta creating a monster. (Bonus: sometimes if Saimo is feeling like trolling a little during a snowball fight, he’d roll up into a ball Sonic style and ask Vadim to cover him in snow and throw him.)


• Flare: Rich, spoiling aunt fused with game buddy/rival basically. They are always in competition on games like SSBU (Saimo mains Sonic, because of course he does), Marvel Rivals (Jeff or Spidey), or seeing who can finish a stage faster with more kills on Doom Eternal. Saimo also is constantly putting her on to new games, especially Sonic games (only the good ones tho), and Flare is always, consistently a viewer on his game streams on Twitch, sometimes even a live guest when she can.


• Àsìse: He sometimes carries Saimo on his shoulder to make him feel tall, like he does with Desiree. Since he's a selective mute he'd communicate with Saimo with floating coloured letters. Despite being silent and not very expressive he'd definitely show that he cares for the smol goofy goober, usually by giving him drawings or crayons to play with. He's also the most patient out of all of Tenshi's children with Saimo, since he enjoys the hyperactiveness and chaos.


• Astro: She's basically the opposite of Ava. You can call her a combination of Dawn and Àsìse, she's cheerful but doesn't have the same temper as Dawn. She absolutely loves small children because they remind her of her happy childhood, she's the one who'd offer herself to read Saimo bedtime stories or teach him about astrology. Unlike the others though, she wouldn't be as present, so the few times she comes back she always has a star themed gift for Saimo from the various galaxies she visits.


• Tertipsiz/Ataxia: Saimo got very scared when he first met them, especially after hearing that they had been shrunk down significantly for the occasion. He warmed up to them over time, and got along nicely, now Saimo finds their incalculable size more fascinating than anything (Think in your head of the image of like a child with sparkly eyes looking up at a giant, thats basically Saimo with them). He wished they’d talk to him more though, since for some reason he can kind of understand their language.


• Inima: Basically a better version of Ava to Saimo, he doesn’t really mind her. One thing to note though is that he is completely, totally oblivious to her tactics and mind games due to how friendly she is, whereas with Ava he can kinda tell something’s off.


• Faishan: Saimo likes them but he gets awkward around them because he’s not sure if they ever want to see him again, since one time he had the bright idea to try to roast marshmallows in the garden, doing so without a care in the world, and almost risked burning down the whole thing. Everything was fixed but now he’s formed this idea in his mind that Faishan hates him and he feels very bad about what he did.